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Soap The yardstick of civilisation

Justus von Liebig (1803-1873),
german chemist, discoverer of the chloroform,
founder of agricultural mineral fertilization

The tradition of making exclusive soap
Soap was discovered when an ancient culture found out that their clothes were cleaner if they washed them at a specific point in the river. On a hill above that spot, the same people burned human sacrifices. The melted fat of the sacrifices mixed with lye that was formed from a solution of rain water and wood ash from the pyres. The combination created a thick discharge that made its way down the river in the form of soap.

Our soap is all natural and handmade.

With our exclusive products we want to continue this old tradition of making soap of the best raw material that mother nature offers to us: human fat! With our numerous partners of the cosmetic surgery we are able to resell women their fat asses. You will be enthusiastic about our understanding of recycling.

Advanced knowledge...
When we cook the fat, tallow floats to the surface. Once the tallow hardens, we skim off a layer of glycerin. If you were to add nitric acid, you got nitroglycerin. If you were to add sodium nitrate and a dash of sawdust, you got dynamite. Yeah, with enough soap we could blow up just about anything.